Carder “Cardeiz” Jones

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-Carder

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  • Carder is an acid trip for the straight-edge, a brilliant mind in a poltergeist, and the reason for the universe's ever-increasing entropy. He loves completely, accepts indiscriminately, and creates perpetually.

    - Karl A

  • "10 stars out of 5. I’d trust them with important projects, questionable ideas, and picking the restaurants with good schmeat for the group. I trust their aura. Results may include weirdly good efficiency and the occasional demon time."

    - Johnny G

  • "Your rudimentary understanding of the mind of Cardeiz is infantile, listen with your eyes and see what you hear. "

    - John H

  • WAAAH ARRRGH LURRRRGH EEUYUP Hey you 'ave any smokes?

    - Homeless Lady Outside Madison Square

  • "Communication was top-notch and the final outcome was even better than we imagined. A great experience all around."

    - Lorem Ipsum

  • "I once painted a picture it was decent, asked for assistance from him completely ruined it ( ￣ー￣) . 10 out of 10 homie. We love Magnum PI, highly recommend."

    - Also Johnny G lmao